Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please under stand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their A#@, doing drugs, while I work... Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though... Something has to change in this country -- and soonThis is a great idea. I fully support it, and the redneck who wrote it. And then I sat and pondered. Then I pondered a bit more. Then I started looking at pictures of church signs (I have a short attention span). Then I came back to the task at hand, and this is what I came up with.
It looks good on paper, but the problem is that once you take away the crackheads primary source of income where is he going to get his caaaaasssshhhhh? From your wallet...as he's stabbing you in the neck with a rusty screwdriver. Don't get me wrong...I hate the idea of giving my money to a bunch of drug addicts, so they can shoot heroin in their dicks and forget that they left their kids and the DVD player in the bathtub, but look at the alternative. I think I'd rather anonymously donate my tax dollars to a needy tweaker, then have my eyes cut out with the neck of a Schlitz bottle because they're feening.Also, the ending statement "Something has to change in this country -- and soon"...really? And this is the change we need? I don't really consider myself a political person (the only thing I really give two shits about is immigration, mostly because I'm afraid of brown people), but that is just a silly thing to say. I guess you could put any theory in there and have it be the catalyst for the "change" we so desperately need. Here, let me try.
- If we were to take all of the people with AIDS and put them on an island to fight to the death, not only would we have the countries next hit reality show, but we could solve that nasty epidemic once and for all.
- We could have midgets, nude...midgets, chase down and brutally assault pregnant teenagers. We could sharpen their teeth and get them little spiked collars (the midgets, not the pregnant teens). Who would want to have premarital sex with that being the consequence?
- We could hire Sandmen to kill all of the people over the age of 30 thereby eliminating the need for Social Security, Medicare, and Hometown Buffets.
- If a person commits a crime, the person who the crime was against would choose the punishment, no matter how benign it was. Anything goes. Steal a Snickers bar...an angry Indian 7-11 clerk gets to maim your testicles with a putty knife. This would effectively end crime.
- Line the entire Mexican border with a 50 ft. thick wall of claymore mines. Then use those silly "invisible fence" cameras they have out there to record they mayhem. Maybe they could post it up on YouTube with some zingy jazz music in the background. Hell, we might as well do it on the Canadian side as well. It's quiet up there. Too quiet...
- Turn the Middle East into a big parking lot. A big glass one at that. Ooohhh, shiny! Those people are never going to learn how to live like civilized human beings. Terrorism solved.These are just a few suggestions of how we could fix the country. Or, we could just give sharp things to the crackheads and see how that goes.
